Overheard

I was trying to get the kids out the door and Asher started whining and fussing about doing a puzzle. 

Me: Asher, it hurts my heart when you don't listen to me the first time I ask you to do something. 

Asher: (looks up at me without a hint of remorse) Well you better go to the doctor. Get your heart fixed. (Goes back to playing with the puzzle.)