Stuff Your Baby Doesn't Know He Wants: The Ultimate Snotsucker!

Are you invited to a baby shower for a Mother to Be that already has enough baby blankets, swaddle paraphernalia, and bottles? Need a really really weird, but incredibly useful gift that the Mother to Be will never forget you gave them when they finally get desperate enough to use it and are then forever grateful to you for this gift? If so, then look no further than the NoseFrida!

There is a reason this bad boy has a 4.5 star average on Amazon.com.bomb with over 550 reviews! It's disgusting in concept, but honestly it's the single most effective way to help your little ones breathe when they have a cold. I have some friends that will remain unnamed for their protection that have even claimed to find it addicting! I think it's similar to popping a zit- gross I know, but it has the potential to be a very rewarding experience. Again, gross I know. Besides, how sad is my life that I'm using the term "very rewarding experience to describe popping a zit or sucking snot from my child's nose? Sigh. Anyway, I can't emphasize this enough- YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SUCK SNOT INTO YOUR MOUTH.  It's not possible- there is a filter on the end of the collector tube that keeps anything from entering the sucking tube. I promise YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY SUCK SNOT INTO YOUR MOUTH. I watched about a million YouTube videos of moms using this before I was willing to try it. That said, once Asher got his first cold, I would have sucked snot out of his poor little stuffy nose with my bare mouth if it would have made him feel better. If you don't feel that way when your little one is sick, then maybe you aren't as good of a mother as me. I'm kidding, but not really. No, I'm kidding, but not really. Anyway, order this bad boy, before cold season arrives!